If you've been keeping abreast of the posts as I've been writing them (highly unlikely), you might be saying, "What gives, man? Why do I have to click on that damn Content Warning thingy, when it's only been as bad as the occasional cuss word here-and-there and that mustard my hole business?! Oh, and Hugh Hefner playing swapsies with his bro? What was that all about? Anyway, what gives man? WHAT GIVES?!"
Well, there's a reason I chose the following option when I started this blog.
It's so I could show you stuff like this:
"Whoa, hold up!" You might be saying. "You wanted to show a pic of some guy pointing his cock at me? I'M NO QUEER! FUCK THAT!"
To which I say, "No, no, gentle reader! This pic is but a prelude to the clip you're about to watch. You see, that man has a small video camera attached to his dick. Tell me: have you ever wondered what sex looks like on the inside?"
"Wha-what do ya mean?" you say.
"I mean, what it looks like inside the vaginal cavity while the penis is busy pumpin' away in there."
"Uh...that might be interesting," you say. "How do I do see that?"
"You click here."
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