Well, technically, it is, as Wikipedia's "Romance languages" page notes:
French is often considered to be a romantic language, so let's put it to the test.
Do cheesy - and sleazy - pick-up lines sound better, when spoken in Français?
To assist me in my task, I've employed the use of Yahoo! Babel Fish (so, any inaccuracies are its fault) and The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines (TMCaMUCoPL).
No, I'm not gonna try these out for real. I'm not that dumb.
Instead, I'll choose a selection from TMCaMUCoPL's smörgåsbord. You decide, yourself, if they'd work. That simple, really.
Here goes:
Let me know if they work!
The Romance languages (sometimes referred to as Romanic languages, Latin languages, Neolatin languages or Neo-Latin languages) are a branch of the Indo-European language family comprising all the languages that descend from Latin, the language of ancient Rome.Also mentioning that the
six most widely spoken Romance languages are Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Romanian, and Catalan. Among numerous other Romance languages are Corsican, Leonese, Occitan, Aromanian, Sardinian, Venetian and Galician.But, I digress.
French is often considered to be a romantic language, so let's put it to the test.
Do cheesy - and sleazy - pick-up lines sound better, when spoken in Français?
To assist me in my task, I've employed the use of Yahoo! Babel Fish (so, any inaccuracies are its fault) and The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines (TMCaMUCoPL).
No, I'm not gonna try these out for real. I'm not that dumb.
Instead, I'll choose a selection from TMCaMUCoPL's smörgåsbord. You decide, yourself, if they'd work. That simple, really.
Here goes:
"Je souhaite que vous ayez été une porte grillagée ....."Original: "I wish you were a screen door....." "Why?" "So I can slam you all day long!"
"Why?"
"Ainsi je peux vous claquer toute la journée !"
"Mon dick est juste mort. Est-ce que cela vous dérangerait si je l'enterrais dans votre âne ?"
Original: "My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?"
"Pourriez-vous me faire une faveur ? Pourriez-vous obtenir sur vos genoux et sourire comme un beignet ?"Original: "Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?"
"J'ai juste vérifié mon programme et je peux vous avoir enceinte par Christmas."Original: "I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas."
"Si nous étions les deux écureuils, vous laissez-moi éclater un écrou en votre trou ?"Original: "If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
"Est-ce qu'oh là loyalement fille, je pourrais préoccuper le thee pour fisting ?"Original: "Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?"
Let me know if they work!
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