Make Sure You Wash It Down with a Diet Coke

Ok, enough of the dirty stuff.

For now.

Ever been out on the piss and had a craving for Maccas? Well, here's something that'll not only satisfy your cravings, but make you chunder real quick.

All you need is a pizza base, tomato puree, cheddar cheese, 2 large McDonald's fries, 4 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a packet of bacon. Then, you'll be able to make Adam Maddison's Frankensteinian delicacy:

"McDonalds Pizza", Pimp That Snack.

The good folk at Pimp That Snack have been hosting the culinary efforts of Mad Scientists of the Kitchen since 2006.

They generally try to make fucking gigantic versions of pre-existing brands. Take Amanda and Alanna's magnified replication of a Fruit Creme Cookie:

"Epic Fruit Creme Cookie", Pimp That Snack.

Or Lucy, Kate, Baz and Maddieg's Kinder Surprise, so big that it looks like it'd eat you for dessert:

"Kinder Egg - Pimp Edition", Pimp That Snack.

Note: I don't recommend attempting to make anything - little alone eat - that these guys make. Let's keep it at satire level, kids!

I mean, just looking at this stuff makes you realise why gluttony's considered a sin!