Sprucin' Up the Place

I've decided to do a bit of a spring clean and an upholstery of the blog. It's been too bland for too damn long, I tells ya!

The new Blogger templates have got me all fired-up. I've even added a LinkWithin widget, of dubious merit, to make it look all magaziney. Yes, that's the technical term I'll use. Anyway, the blog's gone from this crappy thing:

Ugh.

To the wonderfully spiffy thing you now see before you. Sure, it's not perfect, but it'll do. I was going for a bit of a newsy, magaziney, gossip site kinda look. Hope I pulled it off. That LinkedWithin thing sure does spruce it up, too.

Ah, I can't be bothered thinking up or sharing anything witty at the mo. Just wanted to show what the blog used to look like before I gave it the once-over. Hahaha!

Mmm, but I can't leave ya totally empty-handed. So, here's a story about a dude who was beaten up over giving a shitty karaoke rendition of Dio's "Holy Diver". Wait'll you see the perp's surname. It seems like a joke, but rest assured, it's legit.