Jarred by the Law

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, drew police attention after they noticed he was parked in a no-stopping zone before noon, on October 26, 2009. When he saw them, he made a break for it. They also noticed that he was fumbling about with his hands in his lap, and suspected he might have been armed.

Stephen Ryan's article explains what happened next:

The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.

Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.

They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".

Funnily enough, he was caught near a place called Nobbys Beach. And if that wasn't unusual in itself, a search of the car turned up the following items: "pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier."

The incident is also covered here.