Monday, December 7, 2009

Should Be Left with Nothing But a Stub

The men featured on a 2006 list of "Living Sex Legends" are über-sluts. The ultimate Players.

The focus of the article is on Charlie Sheen (5000), with mention given to his proclivity for prostitutes, but poignantly adds, "Hey, if you have to pay them to sleep with you, doesn't that invalidate your total number of conquests?"

It's no surprise that Jack Nicholson (2000) and Gene Simmons (4600) made the list, too. But wait till you see who made number 1. I bet you wouldn't have seen that coming. 

Oh, and Wilt Chamberlain's stat just seems impossible.

The question is though, how the hell did they validate these monumental claims?

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