Ah, Guidos.
I'm sure you've come across some form of this orange, blowout-coiffed pestilence on the 'net (or New Jersey) at some point.
If not, here's an introduction:
"Best of 2007", Guido Fist Pump.
Your one-stop online encyclopedia, Wikipedia, defines "Guido" as
a slang term for a younger lower class or working class urban Italian-American. The Guido stereotype is often portrayed as humorously thuggish with an overtly macho attitude and an unyielding pride in his Italian ancestry.
However, another, more reliable source claims they are actually
the native species of Italian douchebag endemic to the Jersey shore.
However, their distribution and range extends from Florida to New York, especially in cities with a GNC. They display the outward appearance of an oven roasted over-inflated Miami clubfag due to orange spray tan and glow in the dark teeth.
Fortunately, there's an online enclosure for this species. It's called Guido Fist Pump. You can scroll through the pics and marvel at them in all their oompa loompa glory.
Now, in case you were wondering; yes, there is a female of the species:
"Jersey Girls", Guido Fist Pump.
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