Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Lucy Love experiment

I was reading the paper the other day, when I came across an article discussing an MC and web searches for her name. 'Type Lucy Love into a search engine,' it said, 'and the results are both awfully predictable and surprisingly exciting.'1 

According the article, 'In one corner there's Czech porn star Lucy Love, for whom clothing is, very much an option. In the other there's Zambian-born, Copenhagen-raised. British-leaning MC and singer Lucy Love, for whom dressing up in skeleton gloves, glitter-encrusted sunglasses and glow-in-the-dark jumpsuits is key to her creativity.' I give it a shot. Here's what I came up with:


Yowsa. Buried amidst all those tits, is MC Lucy Love. The one with the chequered glasses. '"She takes up a lot of Google space," MC Love laughs. "In Denmark I've ruled her out. I'm moving in on the other country spaces as well."' Going by these results, she's got a long way to go.



P.S.: I've added the Random posts widget, removed the LinkWithin. Makes the page more cleaner. Also, the blog title's been changed from Luckiest Guy font to Cambria. Neat!



1. 'Web loving Lucy', mX, 27 October 2011, p. 18.

Friday, September 16, 2011

And another

Yep, here's another one from the 'My Received Files' vault. This one's from Wednesday, 27 February 2008, 9:17:51 PM. Just like the previous one, don't know why I got it or from whom. Nonetheless, I'd describe it as 'epic'.

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Boldly going where no cat's gone before. Love that determined look. Nice touch with the 'BRB'. Quick trip to the moon; back in time for Snappy Tom.

Odd one out

Here's another peek from 'My Received Files'. For the previous instalment, click here. This one was sent Thursday, 4 November 2010, 12:15:21 AM. Don't know why. See if you can spot the odd one out:

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That's right: the guy with the beer on the far right is wearing a pink hoodie. What was he thinking? Someone call the fashion police!

Chanel Tapper, will you marry me?

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You're looking at a record-holder. Chanel Tapper owns the world's longest female tongue, according to Guinness. It measures a whopping 9.75 cm (3.8 inches for the imperially inclined). She's single, too.

In that case, what's she look for in a gent? Does her tongue get in the way of forming long-lasting relationships? 'It does. Most guys that know or already see it automatically have their mind in the gutter, and so do some females.' Whoops.

Sprucin' up the place. Again.

Decided to give the blog another overhaul. As crappy as the old look looked, I haven't been satisfied with this one, either. Until now, it's looked like this:

Now, it looks like...this. What you see in front of you. Der.Now, it has a bit of a Wikipedia feel, which I'm not entirely sure about, either. We'll see how it goes.

Sarah Palin, serving constituents

While I was chatting to one of my friends on Facebook a few hours ago, I offhandedly mentoned 'did you know sarah palin had a thing for big, juicy black cocks?' Much to my mock-digust, the chatee didn't know who Sarah Palin was. I suggested she Google her. Here's what she turned up: 


There's three things I find amusing about this pic, apart from the obvious Photoshop job and that hungry look on Palin's oversized mug. Firstly, one of the commentators wrote, 'This is the one which just got me blowing a load all over myself! Sarah getting cumblasted by that nigger, staining her suit and face was just to much for me.' Yeah, way to go buddy: you came. On yourself. And you decided to share that with the Internets. Way to go, moron.

Second, Palin actually has featured in a porno. Sort of. Lisa Ann starred as 'Serra Palin' in a satirical porno totally-not-about Sarah Palin, called Who's nailin' Palin? (2008). During the 'satire', she's railed by two Russian soldiers, an intern, her husband's business partner, a college professor, 'Hilly' and 'Condi'. Not at the same time, however. The film produced 'several sequels.'

Third, and the reason the reason the 'big, juicy black cocks' popped into the conversation, was that I'd read an article called 'Palin hit by drug, sex tales' in the mX, which was about an upcoming tell-all biography on Palin's sordid cocaine-sniffin', adulterous past. It also noted that 'after college Palin developed a "fetish" for black men' (15 September 2011, p. 10). The picture says it all, really.