Well, it was bound to come to this eventually.
Farts.
Snicker if you will, but Brenna Lorenz's "Facts on Farts" almost makes them sound distinguished.
She answers various queries on flatulence like "What makes farts stink?", "Why are stinky farts generally warmer and quieter than regular farts?" and "How does a fart travel to the anus?"
She handles them all with a matter-of-factness which is almost endearing. Check out her response to B_read's "Why is there a 13 to 20 second delay between farting and the time it starts to smell?":
Actually, the fart stinks immediately upon emergence, but it takes several seconds for the odor to travel to the farter's nostrils. If farts could travel at the speed of sound, we would smell them almost instantly, at the same time we hear them.
Like I said, she's a pro!
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