I haven't seen a full episode of Mad Men to date. That said, one of its stars has certainly captured my attention. And it ain't for her acting ability.
Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout Christina Hendricks a.k.a. Joan P. Harris. She's got the look, she's got the curves and hoo boy has she got the talent.
About an F cup's worth, according to Boopedia. Quite a rarity for a celeb who hasn't had an augmentation or doesn't work in porn. Unfortunately, she's also off the market. Nonetheless, her pulling power's so great, she even gets hit on by gay dudes and other women.
Yet, despite her "gifts", there's something distinctly missing from her résumé. Yes, that's right, she hasn't done any nudey pics! What a waste! That said, it hasn't stopped certain entrepreneurs from making this fantasy a "reality". Here's Christina's photoshopped head on an amply curved woman's body. She's slick, wet and in the shower! Hold up, while I get my loofah!
What's our Franken-tina to do after her steamy shower? Why, towel herself off and grind some dude's cock on a couch, surrounded by shitty decor! Naturally!
Gotta love that cheeky smile at the camera. Even if it's the exact same pose from the previous picture! And somehow, the shape of her breasts and areolas transformed during that short venture. She's a woman of many talents, alright!
